Why aren't you in jail? You must have one helluva lawyer because you are damn near invincible. You:
- Shot your wife, who called the incident an "accident." When exactly does taking out a gun and firing it become an accident?
- Got caught up in a prostitution scandal, admitted to spending $50,000 on prostitutes, and escaped the process nearly unscathed.
- Assaulted a girlfriend, threatened to kill her, then paid her off when she filed a civil suit against you.
- Overdosed on cocaine and got sent to rehab, much like another young starlet we all know.
- Were accused by your wife of viewing underage porn, and threatening violence during divorce proceedings.
- Assaulted another wife on Christmas day, held a knife to her and threatened to have her killed. And will serve your time in a beachfront rehab facility in Malibu. The same one that worked so well for Lindsay Lohan.
- Trashed a hotel room in New York while on another bender and blamed your nudity and intoxication on allergies. Since when are you allergic to cocaine?